Author's Note

Hopelessly, I'm taking a mental picture of you now, 'cause hopelessly the hope is that we have so much to feel good about.
- One Republic

P.S. Please feed the fish :)

Sunday 18 September 2011

Since I've been back in Plymouth ...

It has been 18 days now and they have potentially been some of the best of my life.

Also am potentially becoming an alcoholic after going out 3 times in 5 days, and for the 4th time tonight. JSV will be the death of me I swear.

I have ...
... got a job 
... quit my job after 3 shifts
... got myself locked out of my room
... left the rat cage open
... got so drunk I was sick
... worn my onesie too much for a normal person
... lost weight
... gone kneak at the wees
... invented a fantastic dance which will soon be seen all over Plymouth
... heard Sarah Garry say some fantastic things:
  • Oh my God, she's putting it in her mouth, I can't watch!
  • I can't suck, it swallows my lip
  • Vagina
  • Am I the noodle drainer?
And it's not even Fresher's week yet :D

Off to get pissed. Now where's my Carling?

Cock
xxx

Friday 16 September 2011

I got the moves like Jagger


This is my official theme song of third year!

Currently (well I was before sitting down to blog) prancing around the room to this song, holding my trousers up because I've actually lost weight so now they fall down. 

YAY

Life is sweet, isn't it? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Thursday 15 September 2011

I've gone all kneak at the wees!

So much to say ... so little that I can actually type and so much that I really should keep to myself ... and whoever caught us on CCTV.

JOKING!

Or am I?

Who knows?!

I'm potentially still drunk!

HAHAHAHA!


"I don't know what's happening!" as I insisted on drunkenly slurring to most people last night.

And also, to quote the amazing Katy Perry - "Pictures of last night ended up online - I'm screwed ... Oh well! It's a blacked out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled! DAMN"

In case you hadn't guessed I had a bloody spectacular night out last. I think. Like I say, bit of a blur if I'm honest.

And we shall say no more about it.

*giggle*



So I hate my job.

With a passion. Piece of advice for anyone - never work at Dominoes, certainly not as a driver. It's bullshit. Not sure how long I'm gonna last. Got 3 shifts in a row starting from tomorrow at 5pm - they don't give a finishing time though so Hell knows when I'll be free but I do know I will be drinking afterwards. Not sure how I can say that now after last night and having only just recovered from a fairly hideous hangover but never mind!

Seriously though, considering quitting already - I'm on minimum wage and they only pay me £1 towards petrol per delivery I make, regardless of distance which means I will make a loss which means the petrol money coming out of my wages meaning I will be being paid about £3/hour which is bollocks because the job is shit enough anyway. I will try and stick it out for a little bit longer but not convinced I'll be there for much more than a week right now.

And I reckon that's about it for now - back to the gym tomorrow once I've regained some sleepy time, then to work ... then to JSV. Might be interesting .... 

NIGHT!
Cock
xxx

Sunday 11 September 2011

The Red Queen hypothesis

"It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place."

Wise words by the Red Queen there, I love this - it can be applied to so much in life. I realise it's supposed to apply to evolution: that all species need to continue adapting in order to maintain themselves in the World and the 'Circle of Life', but today I found an alternative meaning.

If you keep running at the same speed you maintain your fitness at that level - if you wanna improve you gotta run even faster than you believe possible

Basically, going beyond your expectations of yourself and your abilities is the only way you can improve. 

How depressing. Or inspiring. One of the two.

This is all good and well but when put into practice, for example on a treadmill at the gym, you may try and run faster and longer than you believe possible but when you get painful chest pains after only a few minutes, it's probably advisable to give up and just stick to what you're good at i.e. slobbing around playing Sims Social and eating crisps.

Obviously that was an entirely hypothetical scenario and not based on my own experiences at the gym. 

*ahem*


So I haven't blogged for a while, not sure where to start. I suppose not a huge amount has happened, not blogworthy anyway ... and yet I continue typing. Anyway, since last blog I've returned to the wonderful city of Plymouth, new flat, new room, new flatmates ... I say new, I've known them for 2 years but only ever as coursemates. Although no idea why we didn't do this sooner, move in together that is, as we are a pretty epic trio :D 
Some of our adventures in a nutshell since we've been back include:
  • road trip to Brixham for fish and chips
  • road trip back from Brixham along the 'Road of Death'
  • couple of awesome nights out with Odd Sex and cranes and cheap alcopops
  • rats tipping over every drink on 'Cuff's floor
  • daily film sessions
  • development of bizarre crushes
  • realising that you need to boil a shit load of potatoes if you're cooking mash for 3 people.
  • debating various cooking methods - "Do we have to defrost the sausages?"
  • eating way too much food from Jakes
  • panicking because we all have about 50p left to last until our loans come in
All in all a standard week back at university. Now just 8 more days to kill before Freshers Week starts. I saw some Freshers moving into halls this morning ... bizarre to think that I'm kinda "the oldest", you know like a Year 11 is to a Year 7. I mean it was only two years ago that that was me, I don't feel experienced enough to be a third year. 

This is THE year though, my chance to make something of my life. I have a very good feeling about it and have therefore compiled a list of things to do, things I'd like to achieve - some are fairly crucial, some optional and some just ridiculously unlikely but here goes:

My Ambitions 2011/2012
  1. Graduate from University
  2. Graduate with a 2:1 *fingers crossed*
  3. Get two fish called Alan (Rickman) and Colin (Firth)
  4. Get a job DONE :D
  5. Get fit and actually lose weight - target under <10stone
  6. Run a race - Plymouth half-marathon a bit ambitious?
  7. Have a bloody awesome 21st birthday party
  8. Save some of my wages and not spend them all on pizza
  9. Go to Africa and hug lions for a month next June
  10. Be an awesome Chair for MTG
  11.  
    OMG, so whilst writing this blog I got a phone call from Dominos offering me a job as a pizza delivery girl :P Not the most glamourous job ever but it's a job and that'll do for me :D So I've already completed one of my ambitions for the year and I've only been back 10 days!

    According to the Red Queen I'd better get running fast if I stand any chance of keeping up with myself this year!

    Anyway, hungry now. Dinner and film sesh #6 with Boobies :) 
    Laters
    Cock
    xxx