It has been 18 days now and they have potentially been some of the best of my life.
Also am potentially becoming an alcoholic after going out 3 times in 5 days, and for the 4th time tonight. JSV will be the death of me I swear.
I have ...
... got a job
... quit my job after 3 shifts
... got myself locked out of my room
... left the rat cage open
... got so drunk I was sick
... worn my onesie too much for a normal person
... lost weight
... gone kneak at the wees
... invented a fantastic dance which will soon be seen all over Plymouth
... heard Sarah Garry say some fantastic things:
- Oh my God, she's putting it in her mouth, I can't watch!
- I can't suck, it swallows my lip
- Vagina
- Am I the noodle drainer?
And it's not even Fresher's week yet :D
Off to get pissed. Now where's my Carling?
Cock
xxx
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